Toxic-Tears's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[<The Duel>]

That's The Funniest Thing I Saw On Newgrounds!!!!

Graphics : Well, u sure do your drawings well. It's cute and elegant. However, there's only one background setting besides the black screen.

Style : Its juz ok as you were clearly lazy, having his limbs seperated so that the hands and leg are easier to animate.

Sound : The One-Winged Angel's quality sucked though i like the song. Sound effects is just okay.

Violence : Were there gore????

Interactivity : Its just that PLAY button, dammit!

Humor : Haha! You call Buster Sword (Cloud's Sword) a Masamune (Sephiroth's Sword). Since when Sephiroth's Sword is like Cloud's Sword? That's the funniest screw up ever! Well, work on that.

Overall : I like cheese!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11
My bad, lost control... Try Harder Next Time to Get Awesome Scores!

Dark-Agent responds:

When I called it Masamune I was not thinking about Sephiroth's sword but more of Frog's from Chrono Trigger which IS a sword that looks closer to that "buster sword". The name "Masamune" is not refering to one sword or type of sword but more like a legendary sword that has different shapes from game to game and movie to movie.

[Sonic riders in 3 minutes]

Spare me....

Graphics : Sucked but I suppose it was on purpose so weee...!!1
Style : You suck at it, not....at all...weee...!!!1
Sound : You speed it too fast....weee...!!!1 Seriously...
Violence : You distorted all Sonic character's face...weee...!!1
Interactivity : Its just the downloaded PLAY button...lol....weee...!!1
Humor : Wee...wee...!!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1
Overall : Cheese rocks....i mean...weee...!!1

RogerregoRRoger responds:

you can punch chris with A S and D so more interactivity X__X

[Please]

Please Don't Do Drugs Too...

SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB
It was a nice flash with great storyline and music...
However, the graphics sucked...sorry to say...
It was violent as the boy died...ROFLMAOL
Interactivity was 2 as it was just the downloaded PLAY button...

Well, overall...I LIKE CHEESE!!!1
Wait, no! i mean you deserved the Underdog of the Week award.
LOL...not meaning to tease or anything, but well done...
Give yourself a pat on the back...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

mr-darlington responds:

Thanks, like I say the graphics were intended to be quite like a childhood memory

[Easter Song!]

F**k joo too!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Graphics : Awesome graphix and anime, d00d.
Style : You Got The GodBless Style.
Sound : Soothed my ears...or is it not suppose 2?
Violence : Hardcore Song Violence, punk...
Interactivity: The subtitle options made it score, babe!
Humor : ROFLMAOL!!!!!!1
Overall : I like cheese!!!!111
Oh, lol...sorry...i mean 10/10 or 5/5!!!!1
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Gobolatula responds:

OMGROFLMAOLOLOLOLthankyouLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAOOMG

[The House of Usher]

Chick'n Pie....

-For crying out loud (col), your sound effects' volume is lower
than the speeches. I need to adjust saeveral times too...
-Anyways, i hate stickmen but with your graphics, excellent.
-Yeah, You Got The Style! But failed to make me lol.
-Violence with loud sound effects...lol...
-Interactivity was just the PLAY button.
-It didn't make me laugh but its still good.

You weren't trying to scare me, right?
Cause you didn't...anyways, overall,
I like cheese! Wait, no... 3/5 sorry...
ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!11

Monny responds:

1. Why the acronym? That's because my sounds had different sound levels. That happens, guy.
2. Thanks.
3. Can't make everyone happy.
4. ?
5. It wasn't a game, homie, chil..
6. Thanks?

This movie wasn't made to scare you directly, or anyone for that matter, at all. Maybe just catch you off-guard.

I still dont see why you're using so many acronyms in your review.

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

One-Thumbs Up!

Graphics - I hate you. You make great graphics. I wish i was that good!
Style - You've got the style, dawg! I hate Randy Jackson...
Sound - Your monkey voice acting irritates me. It's hard to listen!
Violence - WTF? Violence? Yes, political violence against wikipedia!
Interactivity - Good bringing up subtitle options. Two-Thumbs Up!
Humor - Barely laughed because of the voice acting...
Well, however i like cheese...and voted 5...

JKR responds:

Well cheese DOES rock pretty hard. So thanks for the 5. =)
Sorry Fred's voice bugs you. It bugs Sceb too, which is probably why he hates Fred so much. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to leave a review!

[Metal Gear Awesome]

I hate reviews titled 'lol'!

Thanks for informing me 'Snake Likes Penis'.
Well, if u even call this a flash, go to hell!
This is a mastur- peace...I mean masterpiece!
Yeah, it was awesome...
So, everybody say...
ilikecheeseiliketeddybearilikepenisigotchailikecrap
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1

[Lost Rhapsody]

Parody of LOST and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody...

Kill the previous reviewer for saying Queens sang this!
Who doesn't love Lost? Well, i know there are...
Who doesn't love Bohemian Rap City? I dun know...
Is it even named Bohemian Rap City? Who cares?
At least i like Weird Al and Lost!
My 1 year old sister loved this. She even dance! ZOMG!
Yup. Its tru. I kept hearing this almost everyday.
So everybody say... I like POTATOS!!!1

[Newgrounds 10th Tribute]

You could've made a better collab!

Saying 1 to 10 isn't really a tribute!
You should have made tributes of Pico!
The Fulps or Alien Hominid or even jz the site.
Randomly showing not so well known artist saying 1 to 10...
Sorry man. Jz doesn't do.
Not enuf well known artist... sorry...
At least you tried...and made a tribute! So cheers!

[Don't Phunk With My Heart]

...never expected it too be so...

You can kick the previous reviewer's arse!
If SHE hates the song, get lost!
Love the song...
However, i like cheese...NO!
I mean u guys should finish the whole song!
And the collab doesn't have 'The Thing'!
You know...sorry...its jz not good enuf...